haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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