you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.