My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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