The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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