Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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