He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
