dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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