Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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