CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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