I wanna bring you to show and tell
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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