is wine microwaveable?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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