I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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