Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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