ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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