i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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