If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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