Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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