Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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