Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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