It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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