What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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