Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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