Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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