Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she told me i tasted like america
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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