He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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