Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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