If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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