hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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