RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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