The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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