Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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