Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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