I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Randomize
