Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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