Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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