Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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