Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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