you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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