I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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