why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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