So drunk its hurt
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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