I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
ttyl tear gas
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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