just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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