its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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