if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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