It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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