Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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