He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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