Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You can't just leave with hair like that
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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