They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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