fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
my shit smells like andre
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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