the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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