I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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