theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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